monicalewinsky1996:

i like this guy

(Source: xsarora, via satanstrophywife)

theblogthatshouldnotbenamed:

thehighwayphantom:

nifty-nipples:

xxblack-rosepetals94xx:

sherlawkward:

rifa:

camflougedzut:

 
fearof-theunknown:

The Trap
In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind man picking his way through a crowd. The two started to talk. The man asked her for a favor: could she deliver the letter to the address on the envelope? Well, it was on her way home, so she agreed.
She started out to deliver the message, when she turned around to see if there was anything else the blind man needed. But she spotted him hurrying through the crowd without his smoked glasses or white cane. She was, naturally, suspicious, so she went to the police.
When the police paid a visit to the address on the envelope, they made a gruesome discovery, three butchers had been harvesting human flesh and selling it to the starving people.
And what was in the envelope the man gave to the woman? A note, saying simply “This is the last one I am sending you today.”


oh

IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE WHAT THE LETTER MEANT AND NOW IM FREAKING OUT

this makes me uncomfortable

I love history



O.O DAMN IT HISTORY-SIDE OF TUMBLR, WE TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE SHADOWS. WHY DID NOBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN

theblogthatshouldnotbenamed:

thehighwayphantom:

nifty-nipples:

xxblack-rosepetals94xx:

sherlawkward:

rifa:

camflougedzut:

 

fearof-theunknown:

The Trap

In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind man picking his way through a crowd. The two started to talk. The man asked her for a favor: could she deliver the letter to the address on the envelope? Well, it was on her way home, so she agreed.

She started out to deliver the message, when she turned around to see if there was anything else the blind man needed. But she spotted him hurrying through the crowd without his smoked glasses or white cane. She was, naturally, suspicious, so she went to the police.

When the police paid a visit to the address on the envelope, they made a gruesome discovery, three butchers had been harvesting human flesh and selling it to the starving people.

And what was in the envelope the man gave to the woman? A note, saying simply “This is the last one I am sending you today.”

oh

IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE WHAT THE LETTER MEANT AND NOW IM FREAKING OUT

this makes me uncomfortable

I love history

image

O.O DAMN IT HISTORY-SIDE OF TUMBLR, WE TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE SHADOWS. WHY DID NOBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN

(via satanstrophywife)

hannibals-bowie-knife:

nowyouhasflash:

if ur ever sad just remember that david bowie got hit in the eye with a lollipop during a concert then he painted a picture of it.

image

This is the best thing I ever learned about Bowie.

(via satanstrophywife)

nun-final:

Some claim that evolution is just a theory, as if it were merely an opinion.

(via satanstrophywife)

z33zy:


Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

YES GIRL GET IT

z33zy:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

YES GIRL GET IT

(Source: newyrye, via satanstrophywife)

sotou:

Dang it.

sotou:

Dang it.

(Source: thisiselliz, via u-r-b-a-n-f-o-x)

leave-the-weeping-to-the-willows:

I scrolled past this and then realized what it was

leave-the-weeping-to-the-willows:

I scrolled past this and then realized what it was

(Source: fuckandheaven, via u-r-b-a-n-f-o-x)

shmoke-what:

Probably the best the internet has shown me all year

shmoke-what:

Probably the best the internet has shown me all year

(via mystic-twat)

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

(via riker-wears-a-skant)

nudityandnerdery:

womanistgamergirl:

Dude.
Denny’s is calling out Coachella.
Dude.
Dude.
Denny’s dude. Wow.

Wow. That’s a thing that happened. Well played, Denny’s.

nudityandnerdery:

womanistgamergirl:

Dude.

Denny’s is calling out Coachella.

Dude.

Dude.

Denny’s dude. Wow.

Wow. That’s a thing that happened. Well played, Denny’s.

(via riker-wears-a-skant)

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